June 2012
I think one of the best feelings in the world is when someone remembers something you said. Whether it was something from yesterday, a week ago, a month ago.. It’s just like, “Wow, you actually listen to me.”
“What sustains me? My conscience. Take away my conscience, and I am the most...”
– Maximilien Robespierre, final speech to the Convention on 8 Thermidor (via crookedsin)
Can I ship Desmoulins and Robespierre or no?
Shakespeare's Insult of the Week
alwaysiambic:
“Translate thy life into death.”
— As You Like It
“Look in that mirror. I see a strong confidant young lady. Oh and look, you’re...”
– Mother Gothel - Tangled (via rebeccaelizabethpope)
Way too much pretty stuff to reblog today.
“تواضع عند النصر، وإبتسم عند الهزيمة
Be humble when you are victorious, and...”
– Arabic Wisdom (via arabswagger)
“I want to taste and glory in each day, and never be afraid to experience pain;...”
– Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via hobosheek)
Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!
Boo Radley: Hey I just met you
Boo Radley: And this is crazy but
Boo Radley: I've been in the same house for 15 years +, and Im going to communicate with you via giving gifts to you through a treehole, and eventually saving your life from being killed by the town drunk
Boo Radley: Heres my number, so call me maybe.
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So Maximus from “Tangled” is clearly the horse version of Javert.
we see light: WOW. →
seaseas:
I am so incredibly disturbed. Upon finishing the read of Jane Eyre for the second time, I chose to take advantage of my Netflix account and watch the 2011 remake. I am absolutely appalled at how terrible it was. I don’t think I’ve been so disappointed in a film, ever. You have all of these sick…
You should try the 2006 BBC tv series adaption of it. Much longer, but far more...
thejabberingjourno:
Ohohoho The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Great Gatsby AND Les Miserables oh Hollywood you spoil me you do.
And that’s not to mention “Anna Karenina”. Or “Brave”, “Dark Knight Rises”, “Taken 2”, “Finding Nemo 3D” and “The Hobbit”.
2012 is a good film year.
“How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds...”
– Victor Hugo (via coffeeislovely)
Christine: Gustav! there is something I have to tell you before I die!
Phantom: No Christine! you Promised!
Christine: JESUS FUCK ERIK! I AM DYING! I WILL TELL THE BOY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANNA BITCH I'M A PRIMA DONNA! FUCK !
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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
“There is a rumor going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely...”
– Sir Terry Pratchett, The Daily Mail (U.K.), June 21, 2008 (via nonplussedbyreligion)
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“Unquestioned law of the musical world required that the German text of French...”
– Edith Wharton on opera, “The Age of Innocence”
Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA
derusaert asked: Your blog is so uplifting. Every time I visit I feel joy. It helps that it looks like a field of wildflowers. <3
-bobella-:
My hairy legs have a lot more to do with my laziness than my feminist leanings.
May 2012
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Oh my dear God. I'm crying. IF THE TRAILER IS THIS...
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About to watch the Les Miserables movie trailer. I...
milvertons:
I have the urge to write but have absolutely no inspiration.
dank-potion:
“You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife”
“You can’t turn a sexist, double-standard holding, woman-shaming douchebag into anything remotely useful, nevermind a husband”
“As a woman, I feel continually shhh’ed. Too sensitive. Too mushy. Too wishy...”
– Amelia Olson (via shakethecobwebs)
The 'yes or no' game.
shittyteenblog:
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
ok do this ok
friend: there's a life outside the internet
me: link me
kindymaling:
if procrastination was an olympic sport i’d probably be too lazy to compete in it
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
-parents come home from supermarket-
Me: Yolo
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“I fell in love like you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once.”
– John Green.
hanthelion:
Have you ever been so exhausted from being around everyone to the point where all you want to do is curl up in your bed in the clothes you want to wear and close your eyes to your favorite songs. Sometimes loneliness is bliss.
“What’s the worst thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re...”
– Full frontal feminism: a young women’s guide to why feminism matters by Jessica Valenti (via singinginhersong)
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
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I just came across a picture of last year's head...
Posing for a photograph with his pants around his ankles and his “tackle” proudly displayed.
It’s funny, because he wants to be a Labour MP.
I just grabbed a fly out of mid-air.
Your ninja skills improve, Emily san.
sun: hey I wa-
britain: WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT IS THIS IT'S A HEAT WAVE IT'S GLOBAL WARMING I'M TELLING YOU THE WORLD IS ENDING WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
sun: what? no I ju-
britan: HIDE YOUR CHILDREN DRESS IN TIN FOIL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GO OUTSIDE
sun: I'm just gonna g-
britain: IT BUUUUURNS! I'M MELTIIINNNGGG
sun: and they wonder why I never hang out with them
“For one moment in the history of music all opposites were reconciled; all...”
– Phil Goulding (via lovelyhippos)
